BIG BOB I was born very young and small in the hills of southern West Virginia. As a child I had a Mr. Microphone, and used to talk up songs on the radio like I was a DJ. Even at four years old, I knew this would be my only chance at getting any lady action as an adult. A lot of stuff happened between then and now. Those events are as follows: Wrecked my bike and cracked my skull, got a cat, Atari, elementary school, cat died, Nintendo, new cat, Disney world, bad sunburn, middle school, cat died, fell off bike again, this time balls turn purple, high school, first car, girls, wreck some cars..ouch, see Grateful Dead (discover many new things), find greatest cat ever, get arrested for being stupid (thanks for bail and Waffle House Mom), college (didn’t make it to the end), 28 different jobs, hundreds of concerts, millions of beers, win first radio job in a game of pool (no joke), hang out in Canada and Mexico, lots of girls, best cat ever dies, we start Bob Rocks, I get a big TV…..That’s about it, my life in a paragraph.
Aug 26 2011 4:09PM
Posted 180 days 5 hrs 3 mins ago
GINGER BOB Born and raised in the Midwest (Illinois) I always had a LOVE for radio. Yes, I am a nerd...I'm a HUGE Maynard James Keenan fan and if I could afford to follow him and all his musical ventures I would do it in a heartbeat! I've started taking F.I.G.H.T. classes and kickboxing classes since moving here and I think it's my new addiction...ass kicking...just rolls off the tongue. More than happy that work brought me to the 'burg and I'm excited to see where it goes.
Aug 26 2011 4:10PM
Posted 180 days 5 hrs 2 mins ago
CAPT. CAVE BOB I am The Captain. I'm from Awesometown. I have good hair. The End.
I was born very young and small in the hills of southern West Virginia. As a child I had a Mr. Microphone, and used to talk up songs on the radio like I was a DJ. Even at four years old, I knew this would be my only chance at getting any lady action as an adult. A lot of stuff happened between then and now. Those events are as follows: Wrecked my bike and cracked my skull, got a cat, Atari, elementary school, cat died, Nintendo, new cat, Disney world, bad sunburn, middle school, cat died, fell off bike again, this time balls turn purple, high school, first car, girls, wreck some cars..ouch, see Grateful Dead (discover many new things), find greatest cat ever, get arrested for being stupid (thanks for bail and Waffle House Mom), college (didn’t make it to the end), 28 different jobs, hundreds of concerts, millions of beers, win first radio job in a game of pool (no joke), hang out in Canada and Mexico, lots of girls, best cat ever dies, we start Bob Rocks, I get a big TV…..That’s about it, my life in a paragraph.
Born and raised in the Midwest (Illinois) I always had a LOVE for radio. Yes, I am a nerd...I'm a HUGE Maynard James Keenan fan and if I could afford to follow him and all his musical ventures I would do it in a heartbeat! I've started taking F.I.G.H.T. classes and kickboxing classes since moving here and I think it's my new addiction...ass kicking...just rolls off the tongue. More than happy that work brought me to the 'burg and I'm excited to see where it goes.
I am The Captain. I'm from Awesometown. I have good hair. The End.
Gypsy Bob
